You may need to stockpile Heinz ketchup

So I feel that I am in a position to fulminate about the fact that Heinz is about to cut the salt content of their ketchup in order to satisfy the ninnies* at Bloomberg’s National Salt Reduction Initiative. *I originally misspelled this as ‘nannies’… and then I realized that, no, it works this way too. More to read at RS Redstate